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Avocado update

December 12, 2006

I’m sure my giant avocado was emitting an eerie green alien luminance last night, very disturbing. Pretty sure its getting bigger too. I’ve discovered that there is a annual Avocado-Fest in California, where a competition is held to find the worlds biggest avocado. I plan to attend Avocado-Fest 2008 and claim the top prize.

Other avocado related news, a woman in America is suing Food Giants Kraft for selling Guacamole which only has 2% Avocado in its ingredients. Kraft is responding by renaming the product “Avocado flavoured”. Here’s the full story. This reminds me of the Americans that sued McDonalds for making them fat, ridiculous! Its like someone trying to sue me for stopping them working because they were reading my blog (ahem, TCAT Maths department/Enthusiasts).

Pete Graham xXx

ps. Anyone planning to sue me don’t bother, I have the same lawyer as OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson.

When Giant Avocado’s Attack!

December 11, 2006

I was in the local Tesco’s this afternoon doing my weekly shop and stocking up on Vier’s, when something in the fruit and vegetables aisle caught my eye. For some reason the Tesco’s of Guildford had decided to stock their shelves with the biggest Avocado in the world. The beast of a fruit is pictured below.

FACT: The Avocado like the tomato is technically a Fruit not a vegetable.

I have decided that this Avocado is so big that could have only been produced using Alien Genetic Engineering technologies, in fact I suspect the giant Avocado may even been some form of Alien egg.

Lets analyse the evidence:

  1. Its green; 58% aliens are green
  2. The Checkout girl couldn’t find it on her till so I got it for free (almost like someone or something had planted it in the supermarket for me to find)
  3. Its huge!

I have banned anyone from sitting on the Avocado/Alien-Egg in case that causes it to hatch. I shall be keeping a close eye on it monitoring for any paranormal activities.

Pete Graham xXx