Blāk is the new Black

Recently I’ve been reading Pete M Grahams blog (he’s not me), on it he reports that coke are planning to release a new product called Coke Blāk. This new beverage will be a cross between traditional coke and coffee. Its aimed at a more mature/sophisticated/maylordian market. Oh and its going to have twice the caffeine of normal coke so is bound to send you turbo!

As many of you are aware I have officially declared Carling C2 the worst drink ever. Recently my obsession with C2 has been growing and I have developed a hatred with any product bearing the name C2. A few years ago Coke released a product called C2 apparently this was rubbish too, I see a pattern emerging! While researching Coke C2 I stumbled upon this site:, it’s a quasi-product-review-site that does quasi reviews of rubbish products.

One of their reviews I particularly enjoyed was the one for the McDonalads McRib, surprisingly this is also rubbish, the photo they have makes it look absolutely disgusting!

  • FACT: The McRib contains no actual Ribs just a flabby piece of pork
  • FACT: It’s rumoured that Freddie Mercury and Prince both had ribs removed so they could suck their own todgers
  • FACT: Freddie Mercury had a Moustache

Pete Graham xXx


6 Responses to “Blāk is the new Black”

  1. Tommy o The one man show Says:

    pepsi have on on the streets,

    mcribs were nice came out with pocahontus promotion. bbq sauce included free!

  2. petegraham Says:

    Didn’t you have your bottom 2 ribs removed Tom? I never ate a McRib but the picture makes them look pretty rank.

  3. tom Says:

    I had 4 removesd for extra depth

  4. MayLord Says:

    Pepsi have already done a pepcoffesi.

    It tastes like chemical residue
    But it’s quite addictive

  5. JT Says:

    Hey, were you still at notts when they trialed C2 in the ark? They couldnt give that shit away. All the bar staff kept offering you a free one if you bought 2 pints of real carling… or one pint… or a pint of anyhting else… or just if you strayed a llittle too near the bar.

  6. petegraham Says:

    I think C2 in the ark was after my time mate, thank god! Not surprised that they couldn’t even give that stuff away. I remember the ark being a bit of a shit hole anyway, it always smelled of sick and the floor was sticky. The addition of C2 is guaranteed to make rubbish things worst.

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